when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
- everyone: it's just a tv show
- you: STOP TALKING
- everyone: it's just a movie
- you: WRONG
- everyone: it's just a...
- you: YOU HAVE LOST THE RIGHT TO SPEAK
- Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.
- Book: You will fall in love with my characters.
- Book: I'm so good, you'll lose sleep over me.
- Book: I'm part of a series.
- Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.
- Book: I will break you emotionally.
- Book: I will make you forget the real world.
- Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.
- Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.
- Book: You are mine.
